Butterscotching Mr. Lynn

I like you cause you look like a giraffe stretching out 
It's neck to get to fruit in a tall tree. 
You're always occupied with girly things your room 
Is filled with girly posters of teen idols 
And roller coasters and funny things like that 
You've got a red and purple striped stuffed animal cat 
That takes up half the bed. 
I like to pretend you're made out of a drawbridge 
Operator's favorite radio program 
"argh, you're listening to 81.3 sound of the sea" 
While I'm training troops in parachutes how to act 
Froufrou so when their seargents return from butterscotching Mr. Lynn 
They can do the charlston while I paint the face of Private Fontaine 
On his enemies face and do the same to him 
Until the ballrooms filled with soldiers wondering 
If they like them selves and all are forced to forgive and forget