Future Ex Girlfriend

Saw you on the streetwe had to meet
I thought I would greet you
In just one week I would delete youPeople say the stupidest thingsOn their first date like
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorancebut you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in therebetween your ears but air!
'Cuase there's nothingThere goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lipsNow, if only they were closedI love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore meYour life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!And I don't care that you're a model
'Cause let me say it's clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anywayEverybody knows that he's gayOkay, I really don't know that
But let's face itHe's too hot to be straight!There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she isShe'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or two in my eyesPerhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficialI just think i'll look more official!