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Cantina
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Voltaire
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Well i went down to Mos Eisley for a converter hell ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine then i saw that there cantina. I'll go in for an Orangina I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?When i walked through the door the music stopped...dead all manner of man and beast were staring at me seems just one week before their twi'lek slave girl walked out the door and i guess i was the next best thing they'd seenI lost more than my heart in that cantina i left my manhood there on Tatooine son, it dont mean your weak if ya turn the other cheek But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son you ain't a manOld Hammerhead, he fixed his mind to screw me whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar My anus, he destroyed. Now i got me hemroids they had to wrench him off my nuts with my nuts with a gaffe bar I was hit over the head by old Han Solo I'd have never guessed that pirate was a homo I woke up next to Chewbaca i was smeared in...wookie caca and what they did to my poor nipples was a nonoI lost more than my heart in that cantina i left my manhood there on Tatooine son, it dont mean your weak if ya turn the other cheek But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son you ain't a manOld Salacious Crumb's so small ya cant detect him before i knew it he shoved himself straight in my rectum and then just to be heinous he screamed real loud out of my anus now i got an anal car alarm and i cant disconnect him Old Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie then he yanked that sucker 'till is wasn't so teeny he took me into Jabba's hut. He started intently at my butt and then he ootatoota'd me with his zucchiniI lost more than my heart in that cantina i left my manhood there on Tatooine son, it dont mean your weak if ya turn the other cheek But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son you ain't a manTake it away boys!Well a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you" i said "Sorry." he said "I dont like ya either ya better watch yourself" i think his name was Tom Wates and then some old dude who taught vader chopped his arm off with his saber but later made for one red hot anal invader i was broken on the floor beat to a stooper. but then i was saved! there at the door was 10 stormtroopers but then my hopes faded away...i didn't know they cloned 'em gay and they each took turns stormtrooping me in the pooperI lost more than my heart in that cantina i left my manhood there on Tatooine son, it dont mean your weak if ya turn the other cheek Which is why i still go there every week!
Это интересно:Voltaire (25 января 1967, Гавана) — это псевдоним американского музыканта, который в похожей ироничной манере знаменитого писателя, пишет и поёт в сфере готической субкультуры. Настоящее имя — Аурелио Вольтер Эрнандез (исп. Aurelio Voltaire Hernández). Является профессором School of Visual Arts в Нью-Йорке. Автор серии книг.Дискография * The Devil's Bris (1998) (Projekt Records) * Almost Human (2000) (Projekt Records) * Banned on Vulcan... продолжение
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