Sweet Lucy

(B. Wyman) 

Got the Monday mornin' blues (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
Monday wasn't really real (Yeah, yeah) 
Oh, lying on a naked bed (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
With an Alka Seltzer head (Yeah, yeah) 

Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street 
Talkin' 'bout Lu, what ya gon' do? 
And I feel so bad 
Have you ever been had? 
I'll dry out sweet Lucy 

Took an early morning shower (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
Well, I wasted 'bout half an hour (Yeah, yeah) 
I heard the ringing of the bell (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
It's Lucy with the cleaning towel (Yeah, yeah) 
Oh, I'm feelin' like the Sunday Times (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
A Southern Californian wine (Yeah, yeah) 
Oh Lucy kicked me in the hole (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
A Tennis worth of achin' bones (Ooh-ooh) 

Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street 
Lord, Lu, what ya gonna do? 
I feel so bad 
Have you ever been had? 
Got a dose from sweet lucy 

Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street 
Talkin bout Lu (who?) what ya gonna do? 

Oh and I feeling so bad 
Have you ever been had? 
Oh by sweet Lucy