Ducks on the Wall

My lady's got the most deplorable taste
But her biggest mistake
Is hanging over the fireplaceShe's got ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wallMy lady's got a sort of strange fascination
An obsessive fixation
For cheap decorationsShe's got ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks hanging on the wallWo-wo-wo, I love her so
But if she don't move the ducks
I think my mind is gonna goDucks ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks ducks, hanging on the wallI leave the office and I want to relax
Don't want to stare at a wall
And look at a duck that can't quackI love you baby but I can't fall
For those ducks on the wallI start to snuggle up and squeeze her so tight
Then out of the corner of my eye
I see those ducks in flightI love you baby but I can't ball
When I see those ducks on the wallWo-wo-wo, I can sit through your gossip
And your soap opera shows
But those ducks got to goI love you baby but I can't ball
When I see those ducks on the wallAnd when I went to a cocktail party
With the bores next door
What was the first thing that I saw?Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks hanging on the wallMy lady's got the most deplorable taste
But her biggest mistake
Is hanging over the fireplaceShe's got ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks hanging on the wallI'll sit and look at all the soap operas with her
I'll play all the panel games
And watch all the quiz showsBut those ducks they've got to go
Those ducks are getting up my noseIf those ducks can fly, well so can I
Well, if those ducks have got to stay
Then I'm going to fly awayI love you baby but I can't ball
When I see those ducks on the wallDucks, ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wallOh, those ducks on the wall are beginning to move
They're talking to me, I've got to get out
I've got to get away from those ducksDucks, ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall