Bernadette

I don't wanna leave, Bernadette
But I don't wanna live with the jet set
I don't wanna leave with you payin' all my debts
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you getOoh, Bernadette, you are so expensive
You've never done a day's work in your life
You've got no incentive, you've made a career
Out of punting off all of the men you've slept with
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensiveI can't get a job, Bernadette
So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts
If you marry me, Bernadette
You'll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you getOoh, Bernadette, you are so expensive
You've never done a day's work in your life
You've got no incentive, you've made a career
Out of punting off all of the men you've slept with
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette, ooh, Bernadette, BernadetteBernadette's got a house in the country
She's really got it made
Her lawyers made her filthy rich
She's got all expenses paidMaybe a famous rock star will fly you away
Then you'll eat him all up
And spit him out with a dash of PerrierAnd when you've had enough
You'll throw him away
And take him for all you can get
Yeah, you like it don't you, Bernadette?I don't want to leave Bernadette
But I wanna keep a little bit of self respect
I don't want to leave with you paying all my debts
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you getOoh, Bernadette, you are so expensive
You've never done a day's work in your life
You've got no incentive
Women like you oughta be locked up
For giving others a bad name
Ohh, Bernadette, you are so expensive
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette, ooh, BernadetteI think you're sad