Dynamic Calories

Mama's in the kitchen with onions 
  Daddy's in the back with ol' Hank 
  Thinking 'bout the lasers and bunions 
  Talking disability ranks 

  No, we didn't have too much money 
  Just enough to make the dead ends meet 

  Me, I'm on the back of my hobby horse 
  Far away in some desert town 
  Miles from a civilization 
  Miles from a fortified town 

  Down in that basement it's sunny 
  We cannot stay down there for too long 

  Back then, it all seemed so funny 
  Toys were toys and boys were boys 
  The simple nights and easy joys, all right 
  Come out for another day 

  Upstairs mama's making some crepes, yeah 
  From a fancy recipe book 
  To me they just look like tortillas 
  Boy, that mama can cook 

  Soon, she will be calling for grub, yeah 
  I can't wait for such a sight this long 

  Back then, it all seemed so funny 
  Toys were toys and boys were boys 
  The easy nights and simple joys, all right 
  Come out for another day