The New Version of You

When did you quit pulling all of the stops for me?
And when did your one hundred and ten per-cent
Become under fifty?
There you are phoning it in
Goin' through the motions with an artificial grinYou say that you're getting better
You say that you're getting better
You say you're becoming a better person
One that isn't so lame
You say you're becoming a better person
But I still feel the sameIt's the new, it's the new, new version of you
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you
If there's one thing I'd like to do
It's, kill the new version of youWhen did you start wearing all of those clothes to be cool?
And when did you start using all that slang?
I can't understand you
I bet you'd forget to say "I love you"
If the teleprompter hadn't told youYou say that you're getting better
You say that you're getting better
You say you're becoming a better person
One that isn't so lame
You say you're becoming a better person
But I still feel the sameIt's the new, it's the new, new version of you
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you
If there's one thing I'd like to do
It's kill the new version of youWho are you? I don't know now
You got me wonderin' I wonder
How you got to be so different nowYou say you're becoming a better person
One that isn't so lame
Say you're becoming a better person
But I still feel the same
I still feel the sameIt's the new, it's the new, new version of you
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you
If there's one thing I'd like to do
It's kill the new version of youIt's the new, it's the new, new version of you
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you
If there's one thing I'd like to do
It's kill the new version of you