Think Like a Woman

Im standin with somethin in my hand
That dont look too flower like
She slammed the pretty part
In the door jam, left me and the stems outsideOn my way back from fishin
I thought if I brought a dozen roses home
Shed smile when I told her
There was one for each day that Id been goneI tried to think like a woman
Find out where that pretty head was at
I tried to think like a woman
But I dont guess a woman thinks like thatIm underneath the window
With my guitar in the back yard, soakin wet
She poured what Im afraid
Might've been toilet water on my headAnd I thought when she heard this song
I wrote her on my way back into town
It would cool her off but it appears
It worked the other way aroundI tried to think like a woman
Find out where that pretty head was at
I tried to think like a woman
But I dont guess a woman thinks like thatIm just gettin comfortable in the dog house
When she pulls the curtains
And I see her peakin out
Well, I lay here lookin sad a whileSuffer some and then she smiles
Its all slowly dawnin on me now
I tried to think like a woman
Where she wanted me was, right where I was atI tried to think like a woman
If I was sweet though, shed cut me some slack
Oh but I dont think a woman thinks like that
I know she dont