Waltz Into Mischief

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Amazing arrival
No conscience no shame
For the game of survivalThieves and villains
And fraudulent swindlers
Gathered in tribute
With masks of respectA big hand hooray
Oh, come all ye trustful
Let the band play
A waltz into mischiefThe chairman is speaking
Instructs the apprentice
All faces are turned
To the wizard of sentenceYears of experience
Fall from his tongue
Like teardrops to puddles
They ripple amongA big hand hooray
Oh, come all ye trustful
Let the band play
A waltz into mischiefThis king of the cowboys
Holds fast his deception
Rides their misgivings
To rapturous receptionCalls on the crowd
Of white pointed heads
To check under carpets
While we're in our bedsA big hand hooray
Oh, come all ye trustful
Let the band play
A waltz into mischiefA big hand hooray
Oh, come all ye trustful
Let the band play
A waltz into mischiefA big hand hooray
Oh, come all ye trustful
Let the band play
A waltz into mischief