Supertheory of Supereverything

First time I had read the Bible
It had stroke me as unwitty,
I think it may started rumor
That the Lord ain't got no humor.

Put me inside SSC,
Let's test superstring theory,
Oh yoi yoi, accelerate the protons,
Stir it twice and then just add me, 'cause,

[Refrain:]
I don't read the Bible,
I don't trust disciple,
Even if they're made of marble
Or Canal Street bling.

From the maelstrom of the knowledge
Into the labyrinth of doubt,
Frozed underground ocean
Melting - nuking on my mind.

Yes, give me Everything Theory
Without Nazi uniformity,
My brothers are protons,
My sisters are neurons,
Stir it twice, it's instant family!

[Refrain]

My brothers are protons,
My sisters are neurons,
Stir it twice dlja prekrastnih dam...

Do you have sex maniacs
Or schizophrenics
Or astrophysicists in your family?
Was my grandma anti, anti?
Was my grandpa bounty, bounty?
Hej-o-hej-o-hej-o
They ask me in embassy!

[Refrain]

And my grandma - she was anti!
And my grandpa - he was bounty!
And stir it twice
And then just add me!
Partypartypartypartypartyparty
Now afterparty...