Plastic Jesus

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my carThrough my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nation
With my plastic Jesus I'll go farRidin' down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead but He don't mindTrouble comin' He don't see
He just keeps His eye on me
And any other thing that lies behindWith my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I said, with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my carWhen I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say damn
I can let all my curses roll'Cause Jesus plastico doesn't hear
'Cause He has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soulWith my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I said, with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my carAnd if I weave around at night
Policemen think I'm very tired
They never find my bottle
Though they ask'Cause plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off you see
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
WhoaSave meI don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my carI feel that I'm protected amply
I've got the love of the whole damn family
Ridin' on the dashboard of my carWith my plastic Jesus
I said, Goodbye and I'll go far
And I said, with my plastic Jesus
I said sitting on the dashboard of my carWhen I'm goin' fornicatin', I've got my ceramic Satan
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car