Spaz's House Destruction Party

I want to tell you a little story
'Bout a party that went all right
But went all wrong
I want to tell you a little story
'Bout a party in this songIt happened back in '93
In the Pittsburgh punk rock scene
An event that will go down, in infamyIt was all the master plan
Of one legendary punk rock kid
His name was, 'Spaz', S P A ZAn eviction notice sent to his house
Sparked off an idea
"I should have one last party at my place"So off he set with his master plan
The invitations in his hand read
You're invited to my house destruction partySpaz's house destruction party
It was chaos with no end
If you were crazy enough
To make the house destruction party
Then you know, you're lucky that you livedWe played there St. Patrick's Day
With submachine and the bad genes
In a basement full of debrisFrom kicked in doors, broken glass
Kicked in walls the place was trashed
The house was now missing its support beamsThe bathrooms had no toilets
Or sinks left in them
There was nothing
In the kitchen left to breakAus rotten spray painted on walls
Drunk punks passed out in the halls
And this was just the second night
Or a three-day long partSpaz's house destruction party
It was chaos with no end
If you were crazy enough
To make the house destruction party
Then you know, you're lucky that you livedThe cops showed up and all the kids
Went piling out the back
I remember running away and hiding out
In the lot behind the squirrel hill Mellon bankThe cop said, "I want to speak
To someone who lives here"
And this punk kid said she did
He asked, "Is this the condition
This house has always been in?"
She answered, " Ah, yeah, it isSpaz's house destruction party
It was chaos with no end
If you were crazy enough
To make the house destruction party
Then you know, you're lucky that you lived